“Lines of pure white beauty”… You got that right. lol
Guess who got a nose bleed in the middle of the night… -.-
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sooo Livenation jus made me happy as fuck… Deftones are coming. Im going… I dont give a shit what anyone says. :D
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
It is hot as ballz D:
Why are bewbs good?
Damn too much booty in the pants
Goosebumps everytime. Never fails. <3
I’m coming over but it never was enough, I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you. <3 @TBSOfficial
In a biiiig @TBSOfficial mood. =} You guys were the theme to the beginning of my friendship with my best friend. Goooood times <3
And with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt. <3
Woke up to i <3 huckabees :)
It’s okay to temporarily forget about your long-term plans. Un… More for Sagittarius http://twittascope.com/?sign=9
Holy fuck cheeto puffs why the hell have you been absent in my life for like 4 years D: Ive missed the shit outa your tastey goodness.
Lemme see your dad eat nigger babies
Create your Scott Pilgrim avatar. http://www.scottpilgrimthemovie.com/avatarCreator/download/index.php?f=/1277699957810img6590398.jpg
Beyond the staples center you can see america <3
Subway <3 mustard is everywhere
The Birdcage <3 <3 <3
My bootys too big for half of my undies lol
In the belly of a shark
I look like a retarded 5 yr old lollipop and all lol all im missin is pigtails
Oh bass drop you make shit so brutal x)
Dude I totally forgot how much I fucking love Gallows. Ive touched Frank Carter both times they came to Warped. =]
Way to ruin my night you fuck. Thats why I dont talk to you anymore.
Punk-drunk love. <3 Adam Sandler you mother fucker.
Scuse me… I dunno bout you, but my vagina doesnt sweat… Jus sayin.
So take my hand cuz i will walk you round in a mask <3
New layers… Was too fatigued last night to take a picture. http://twitpic.com/2000ox
I wantz alchyholz
She said: put it in, dont wrap it up. I said: Im not trying to do that.. Cuz somebody gonna get pregnant. =]
You can run you can hide but you cant escape my love xD
What he really said was: Stop bein a fuckin dinosaur and get a job
Almost fainted while my mum was layering my hair… She made me sit down and shoved iron down my throat. Go go aenemia.
General tso’s tofu! Mmmm
Jus realized my whole right arm smells like @niggyballdust_ armpit lol thanks stank ass
Cool story bro
Girl lemme pee in yo butt
Oh hello four loko :D
“Yall ever been told you girls are beautiful?” ‘Yes now fuck off lassy.’ i love you so much simone x)
Hello inhebriation :))
Milk jug of sidewalk slam lol oh dear
Jus had that moment when you walk into the bathroom look in the mirror and say ohh yeah im drunk lol xD
CJ7 :} Best english dubbed movie everrr
Pretty much done with today.
Yo titty hangin out xD